truereset:

some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows

corporateaccount:

me as a crab, lobster or scorpion: *snip*!!!

theelvenkingsunderthesky:

the-shortest-story:

necrophilofthefuture:

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

oOH MY GOD

I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open

k-eke:

ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ ᶜˡᵃᵖ

mimiscary:

trashboat:

trashboat:

trashboat:

moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by

truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms

think i might be lonely

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit

toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces

anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went

punchymemeboi:

childishthot:

infauna:

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass

gothhabiba:

a woman: hi, how are you?

a man: hm. see I wouldn’t have phrased it exactly like that. I might have said “hello” or perhaps “salutations.” but the way you said it is cute though.

yoshisuggestions:

Hard to type with yoshy hands

remanedur:

my new setup